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Outside something resembling Godzilla attacks the city. At the party, 'Faith' by George Michael is playing and someone is telling you to consider changing apartments.

Mastodon Farm Mike Kleine 9780984969289 Books

I unabashedly dug the vacuous absurdity of the narrator in Mastodon Farm by Mike Kleine. It’s like being able to wear an alien skin suit made from rich people ala Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho and wander an expanse heretofore uncharted by common folk. The pace at which this book flies is uncanny, and if I had any complaint, it would be for more Godzilla-like damage to occur. There is some meta commentary provided by none other than recurring roommate and mouthpiece James Franco which makes you think about the ways authors live with their characters and vice versa, how characters cope despite the choices of their authors. One thing is for certain, I found myself reacting happily to some of the music references. Kleine is kind of a mad genius by all appearances of his books and I can’t wait to dig in to more of his stuff.

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  • Paperback 126 pages
  • Publisher Atlatl Press (September 18, 2012)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10 0984969284

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A stellar debut novel/la from Mike Kleine, he took me to a dream world populated by a mish mash of names and faces whirled and blended into days that need a pinching. You are important, and that's what you wanted, right? You are sort of falling apart, but that's what you expected, right? Awesome and awful in the true meaning of the words, I loved reading Mastodon Farm. Would buy again.
I read the first 30 pages or so and was a bit confused as to what I just read and what was happening. So I took a break for a few days and started again on page 1 and it began to make more sense. In the end, I enjoyed this book. It was a refreshing and interesting and different read. It reminded me of Sam Pinks writing where theres no real plot, instead, its a description of what happens to characters each day as there living there life.
I'm still having a deep internal debate about whether I like or dislike this book. The Noah Cicero review describes it as like watching TV for 12 hours, and I find that to be fairly accurate. It all blends into a mash up of James Franco, designer brands, famous names, and, I don't know, stuff? I felt this weird sensation while reading it that I often wanted to quit reading the book all together, but I just couldn't stop flipping pages and reading more. I actually stopped around the 60% mark, read another novella the next day, read a book of short stories over the next two days, then went back to Mastodon Farm again and finished it just now.

I don't think I'll read it again, but I understand why others liked it so much, I guess.
You are elite! So what do you do? Well, not a whole lot. James Franco is your best friend, so you'll probably get lots of inside info on the next Roland Emmerich blockbuster a year before it hits, but...

This book is a hazy collection of moments in your life, as if you were born in the One Percent. When you read "Mastodon Farm," expect to enjoy honest, reflective moments of yourself as a honeyed person. Ellis and McInerney have done this before, but this is an examination of the more mundane, banal parts of such a life. There are no deaths, snuff films, wild orgies or fantastic parties in this book. Well, yeah, there are parties and sex, but nothing you've never experienced. And I say this thankfully. Sure, there are drugs, but, unlike Ellis, they aren't a featured character. They are just done at one point. Move on.

It's the glamorous life without the glamor. "Mastodon Farm" is as if Matt Hart had switched from poetry to prose. So real and sincere, it becomes disorienting. Because of this, I loved it. I got to be rich for a day and realized nothing is any different.
You know that part in Throw Momma from the Train, where Billy Crystal is teaching that writing class and one of the students reads from her manuscript

The enemy was foiled again.

"Looks like we foiled them again," said Dave.

"Yeah," said the captain. "We foiled those bastards again."

You remember that?

There are some similar repetitious elements in this book, like when you ask James Franco to talk to the insurance company, or when you tell the car salesman you're not a kid.

But unlike that story in Throw Momma from the Train, the repetition works in Mastodon Farm.

You know how critics are always looking for a neat and concise plot, and if they don't find one they hone in on the seeming gaps or holes like an attack dog lunges at an aggressor's pair of nuts? I think there might be a few examples in other reviews of this book on Goodreads. But you're not going to find it in this review. Because, unlike many books that don't feature a clear plot, it works in Mastodon Farm.

This work features some of what you may have been told not to do when you were taking creative writing courses in undergrad. This work is one of many reasons you probably shouldn't listen to your creative writing instructor, unless s/he tells you that everything is subjective and you have to find your own approach and s/he's just there to introduce possibilities, not parameters.

I really liked this book. I couldn't put it down. There were things that I read and thought, "in most other contexts I'd probably take issue with this, but I'm not taking issue with it in this book." It wasn't a conscious issue. I just liked the book and didn't give a damn about the seeming lack of plot. I was having fun and I really didn't give a damn where the ride took me. And for a long time I couldn't figure out why.

But now I know.

Mastodon Farm doesn't aspire to be another run-of-the-mill book that is written like all the others. It is so far removed from what you expect when you open a book, that you have to set everything aside and start from scratch.

This book is like a reset button that erases all the experience you have accumulated while reading other books. But that reset button is only temporary. And it is incredibly refreshing.

When I walked away from Mastodon Farm, I felt like I had just had a really cool dream. In the dream I was famous, but couldn't remember why. I had become friends with people I heard about on a daily basis but didn't particularly care about. Suddenly the endless barrage of celebrity gossip that invades me on my Facebook wall took on new meaning. I was invested in these people because they were interested in me . . . but what happened? I have vague recollections of some guy swinging a sword around . . . other non-sequitur occurrences that generally accompany dreams. Famous paintings, pop culture references . . . was Ryan Gosling there? I think he was. S***. I can't remember. What a trip though.

There's a potential message here. This is how I laid it out in my mind

This book is our lives, spiced with a few things we wish we could have, reminding us it wouldn't be any more eventful or exciting even if we had them. Mastodon Farm reminds us that no matter what names we drop or how many glamorous things we adorn our houses with, it all becomes mundane eventually. Names are just names. Bleak? Perhaps. But it is so much fun along the way!

Years ago Carlton Mellick III wrote what was referred to as an anti-novel. For me, Mastodon Farm is a re-imagining of the anti-novel, and a successful and enjoyable one at that.
I unabashedly dug the vacuous absurdity of the narrator in Mastodon Farm by Mike Kleine. It’s like being able to wear an alien skin suit made from rich people ala Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho and wander an expanse heretofore uncharted by common folk. The pace at which this book flies is uncanny, and if I had any complaint, it would be for more Godzilla-like damage to occur. There is some meta commentary provided by none other than recurring roommate and mouthpiece James Franco which makes you think about the ways authors live with their characters and vice versa, how characters cope despite the choices of their authors. One thing is for certain, I found myself reacting happily to some of the music references. Kleine is kind of a mad genius by all appearances of his books and I can’t wait to dig in to more of his stuff.
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